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Scissors
why is rashida jones not in more things, namely My Bedroom Right Now Eating My Instant Oatmeal With Me? thats a little script i’m working on.
god she is so fucking cute.
“How many times do I have to tell you that Lord Vader’s Lightsaber is not a toy?!” (via waihey)
The only way to eat a cake of that size…That’s the only way I eat cakes of all sizes.
I helped Jess Rosenberg organize his wallet yesterday. It was insane the amount of shit he had, there were 4 Metro Cards in there. It’s still a work in progress, I think when he spends the 19 dollars he had in singles it will look even slimmer.
The fat wallet looks like mine except the “After” would look like the “Before”.
The 11 Best Foods You Aren’t Eating
That’s correct. I’m not eating all 11 and I should probably start eating those soon.



