March 2009
New Month, New Rule:
tim-ryan:
No more fucking around. Make each day productive.
February 2009
ER goodness
Patient: It's all ending today! Today is the last day!
Dr. John Carter: Oh, great, I have to work. I'm always working when the world ends
Megan Fox single again! →
D.C. Atwitter Over Obamas' Audacity of Informality →
Critics Critique the Obamas’ Informal Style
Did you know that Jimmy Carter had solar panels...
mandalay:
mandr says: I didn’t.
The space between what’s wrong and right is where you’ll find me hiding, waiting...
– Dave Matthews (via finallyseeing) (via semichrmd)
I don’t take life too seriously, but I’m serious about living.
– Words to live by. (via frangry)
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but...
– Lance Armstrong (via hit-or-miss) (via brightq)
If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would...
– Buddah (via emilyposts)
Conan’s Last ‘Late Night’
On getting stuff
magicmolly:
A small box on the first page of the last Whole Earth Catalog includes this vital information:
The Catalog will bankrupt you if you can’t distinguish between what you need and what you wish you needed.
Start extravagant, and you’ll never finish. Get the cheap tool first, and see if it feeds your life. If it does, then get a better one. Once you use it all the time, get the best....
FookYea! →
catskills:
alanajoy:
FookYea! allows you to convert any YouTube video into mp3 format.
A 224-word palindrome by Demitri Martin
allthegoodstuff:
tesslynch:
ledenes:
“Dammit I’m mad.”
Dammit I’m mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”. Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men....
piratekitten:
how did i never see this before? feist singing 1234 with updated lyrics on sesame street.
I Can't Believe It's Vegan! →
(via brightq)
Endangered Languages →
juliaheffernan:
It is hard for me to comprehend that this many languages even exist.
Lose your cell phone a lot? →
julie911:
This will help. (via: og: walpaper)
copycats:
Idioteque (Live) by Vienna Teng originally by Radiohead (posted by karenabad)
Audio recording of this song.
Chloe O'Brien is the queen of all bitchdom.
kiamatthews:
I love that no matter the situation, she always looks and sounds annoyed, like the last thing in the world she wants to be doing is helping your dumb ass with some technical shit.
danhacker:
The first full trailer for ‘Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen’
There’s no clue as to what the story of the movie is going to be about, but does it really matter? It’s transformers and Michael Bay, I don’t need much more than that to be happy.
Politics can’t be any dirtier of a job than the one I am already in.
– Stormy Daniels, porn-film star, on running for Louisiana’s U.S. Senate seat held by David Vitter
Time to Hang Up the Pajamas →
While blogs can do many wonderful things, making huge amounts of money isn’t one of them. Very few people get rich from blogging.
Twitter, Unmasked →
Who is really writing all those Tweets? Professional microbloggers.
Barack Obama is tired of your motherfucking shit →
antikris:
(via joshmohrer)
I already posted the clip of these, but here they are all pretty and organized for anyone who missed out on hearing your President say “you aint my bitch, nigga. Buy your own damn fries!”
What song defines the 2000s?
katieschenk:
soupsoup:
Katie and I were debating this. It was a pretty lame decade of music. “Smells Like Teen Spirit” pretty much defined the 90s, but what song defines the 2000s?
I said Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy”, she says Outkast’s “Hey Ya”
What song do you think defines the 2000s?
Wait a second… there was music made in the last 9 years? Nah… you don’t know what you’re talking about.